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Our coffee culture — rules, remote rituals, and a manifesto that proves great code starts after great coffee.

Why coffee matters

Coffee isn’t a perk, it’s infrastructure. Our projects run on equal parts code and caffeine.

The Rules of Coffee

  • First coffee → then meetings
  • Never disturb a teammate mid-first-sip
  • Good coffee > bad coffee > no coffee
  • Whoever makes the last coffee, fills up the machine first next time

Coffee & Remote Work

  • Show off your weird mug on calls
  • always have coffee within arm’s reach
  • never say no to a virtual coffee break
  • every coffee is better with a friend (virtually or IRL)

Manifesto

Great code starts after great coffee. At GTDN, coffee is our unofficial programming language.

Always remember: more espresso, less depresso.

This page is meant as a joke. If you drink tea (or anything else), we’ll love you just the same.